I’m wound up tight like a clock going ‘round.
I’m whacky and zany, but not completely unsound.
Mr. Crackers is my name, has been from the start.
I’ve got a spiffy green jacket, a tall hat, and a great big heart.
And although I may be sneaky, no doubt,
my love for others is what really stands out.
Like having my friends and family gather around my big, long table,
to sip on some tea and nibble crumbs, if we’re able.
So when the day comes that you are ready to meet me,
just give me a ring around a quarter past three.